"Are you STD free?"
He says to me
"Why are you asking?"
I say, now worrying
"My girl has pain down there"
Cue unimpressed stare
I think maybe your fish-scented dick
Is making your girlfriend sick
"Yes I am, and my tests are regular"
Of course you blame the sex worker
Safer sex, I'm always insisting
Bareback, you're always persisting
The finger you point in my direction
Should be pointed at your erection
Covered everything, why do you think?
Condoms mask that suspicious stink